Fox News vs Any Cable Network

The same story, different spin. You decide.

Ever notice the very different spin Fox Network puts on every story? Well, here is an example.

Hi, this is Andy Coolson, welcome to ANN Right Now.

AC: We open tonight with a heart wrenching story. Thanks to one of our regular I-nosey phone camera reporters, we have some very revealing and troubling video. Be warned, this not for the weak kneed.

As you can see, Sen Obama is speaking to a crowd somewhere in Central Arkansas when he is suddenly surrounded by a large group of people wearing white robes and hoods. Some are carrying torches or what looks like burning crosses. Notice as the camera focuses on Obama, you can see the obvious concern in his eyes. But let's listen as he is speaking. Here we go. Listen carefully.

Sen Obama: "Look, let me make this clear."

AC: Now he is pointing his finger at one of them, saying, "Now, take you and your lovely family, I want you to have health care in case you suffer a severe burn on your person or white garments while you are celebrating Labor Day. Thats my plan."

AC: Wait, what was that inaudible sound from the back. Play it again John. John is our producer.

Sounds like some one yelled, "Hey, figure, you get out of here." And now Obama can be seen looking for his security.

We'll be back with more on this disturbing turn of events. Please stay tuned.

Now same story reported on Fox with Shunny Habbitty.

SH: Good even folks. We start our show tonight with some proof of a grave injustice to Americans. Thanks to one of our great American conservatives out there, we have some very troubling video. Let me warn you, you have to see this to believe it, and so do your kids. Go ahead guys, run it.

See, look at this, Sen. Barack Obama, a proven friend of terrorists is speaking about something .Then this group of fine conservative, patriotic Americans move in closer to hear what the senator is saying. Lets listen in.

Look, immediately, Obama starts pointing his finger at them saying,

"Look you idiots, you can't wear white after Labor Day. I'll make sure of that"

SH: My friends, that is unacceptable for a US senator to insult fine Americans like you and me. Is that the kind of person you want leading this country? No, it isn't.

Lets listen a lil more. Wait, there is someone yelling from the crowd. We cant be sure what he said but it sounded like the southern gentlemen said, " Honorable Sir, get bigger government out of here.

And we agree with that. Oh, brother. Now look, Obama has his security from P Diddy bum rushing the Great Americans who are just expressing their constitutional right to protest and assemble. Is this what we can come to expect from an Obama administration? I'm sorry to say, but yes, it is and probably worse.

We'll be back in moment. Don't go away. There is more disgusting video. I'm Shunny Habbity. Thanks for tuning in tonight.

James T. Harris first Fox Network Negro

America could see two barrier breaking brothers by January 2009.

We all know the Barack Obama story. As he edges closer to becoming America's first black president, another precedent is in the making.

James Harris, the latest black media darling is poised to become the first black person to host a show on Fox Network. Sorry, but Tiki Barber and Juan Williams don't count. After becoming an overnight sensation by appearing in the front row of a John McCain rally, Harris is in high demand. He is loved by more white people than O.J. Simpson(before the murders).

Harris, a self-decribed black conservative radio host from Milwaukee, is a hot commodity. His national emergence began after "begging" John McCain to stop the Obama train in its tracks. By begging, I mean he opined like a black man in a gasoline-soaked toga at a Klan rally.

Since he spoke those words, he has appeared on Fox Network with aplomb. He is comfortable there, unlike his CNN stint where he walked off the air because of unflattering dialogue.

If Fox ever wanted a black host, James Harris is "that one." They love him at Fox. He may look like Armstrong Williams, (don't all black conservatives look alike) but sounds like Sean Hannity, Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Bill O'Reilly dubbed into one voice. He can spew the conservative mantra better than Steve Ducey can deliver the weather.

It's inevitable and just a matter of time before the premeir of the Fox Network's new "Fair and Balanced and Black Show with James Harris." Conservatism with a tinge of color.

Tune in to the James Harris Show tomorrow when President Barack Obama and James discuss what it's like to make black history in any month other than February.